Although he’s been in the terrorist business for several decades, Osama bin Laden has been a household name only for the last decade. The events of 9/11 should ensure that he will be remembered as one of history’s great villains. Only nine months into the millennium (which started January 1, 2001, not 2000) he became the century’s first Bad Guy, scoring a respectable .62 on the Hitler Scale, the internationally recognized standard for rating bastards.
But, except for one unlucky day, he’s been largely a failure, receiving more attention than he deserves and far more credit than he deserves.
bin Laden heads up al Qaeda, the latest version of the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight. He had one day (or what Andy Warhol would refer to as one’s “15 minutes of fame”) that was spectacular but the rest of his ‘mission’ has been pretty much a bust. On September 11, 2001 al Qaeda managed to kill just under 3000 people and injure 6000. But other than that one day, his successes (if measured by body counts) have been modest, paling in comparison to Chairman Mao, North Korea’s Kims, Pol Pot, Stalin and, of course, Hitler).
Some of the more famous body counts:
Stalin — 20-30 million
Hitler —15 million
Mao — 40 million
Pot —2 million (20% of Cambodia’s population)
Kims — millions (who knows?)
(The above figures are widely debated; the point is that even the minor players like the Kims and Pot make bin Laden look pretty lame).
bin Laden sort of took responsibility for the botched underwear bomber attack, a month after it happened. Apparently Abdulmutallab was trained at a bin Laden al Qaeda franchise operation in Yemen, albeit rather poorly. Like the inept shoe bomber, Richard Reid, Abdulmutallab scared the shit out of a lot of people but really didn’t do much damage. If Abdulmutallab is the best bin Laden can turn out these days, it’s time for him to retire before he jeopardizes his election into the Villains’ Hall of Fame.
Let’s retire bin Laden. Take him off the top of the FBI’s 10-most-wanted list and quit putting up his picture every time we need a stock photo of a terrorist mastermind.
The guy to worry about these days is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He’s working on building nuclear weapons; he working on long-range missiles; and, he’s fucking crazy. Now that’s a terrorist.


Posted by Lloyd Williams 








Extortion – Republican Style
February 8, 2010If you Republicans were offended and outraged by the back-room (and front-room) deals the Democrats were making in order to shove Obamacare down our throats, don’t feel too self-righteous yet.
Many of us were stunned by the shameless way in which Harry Reid and the Democrats made special deals with certain states and individual companies in order to secure support for the health care bill.
Richard Shelby (R) - Alabama
Senator Richard Shelby has shown that Republicans can pay the same kind of “the nation be fucked, the voters be fucked” hardball if it means giving his home state of Alabama a leg up on a $40 billion deal to build the US Air Force’s next series of aerial refueling tankers.
Shelby is blocking about 70 pending Obama nominations to various government posts until he gets guarantees that Alabama gets the tanker project.
Don’t get me started on the tanker deal. It’s filled with corruption and incompetence on the part of the Department of Defense, the Air Force, the Congress, the bidders, and just about anyone else who could see a nickel maybe coming his way. It’s ten years late because of the corruption and screw-ups.
US Air Force Tanker - Boeing Design
Today’s reality is this. There are two bidders for the project: EADS/Northrup Grumman and Boeing. What makes this a bit unusual is that EADS is the European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company N.V., the sole stockholder in Airbus, Boeing’s chief competitor. In other words, the US Air Force is on the verge of awarding a major contract for military aircraft to a foreign manufacturer. (Northrup Grumman, EADS partner in this venture is a US company). In fact, the contract already had been awarded to EADS/Northrup but a protest by Boeing forced the Air Force to re-open the bidding. Boeing probably would do final assembly of the aircraft in Washington and build components in other states and, possibly, some overseas locations.
So, in steps Senator Shelby and says something like, ‘Until I have guarantees that the contract is coming to Alabama (in other words, is awarded to a foreign company that will erect a factory in my state) I will do everything I can to block Mr. Obama’s nominees in the Senate.’
US Air Force Tanker - EADS Northrup Design
This is the kind of shit Nebraska senator Ben Nelson pulled to make sure Mutual of Omaha and the state of Nebraska got special treatment if Obamacare were passed.
The corruption and extortion common to banana republics, Indian reservations, and Muslim theocracies is alive and well in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.