Extortion – Republican Style

February 8, 2010

If you Republicans were offended and outraged by the back-room (and front-room) deals the Democrats were making in order to shove Obamacare down our throats, don’t feel too self-righteous yet.

Many of us were stunned by the shameless way in which Harry Reid and the Democrats made special deals with certain states and individual companies in order to secure support for the health care bill.

Richard Shelby (R) - Alabama

Senator Richard Shelby has shown that Republicans can pay the same kind of “the nation be fucked, the voters be fucked” hardball if it means giving his home state of Alabama a leg up on a $40 billion deal to build the US Air Force’s next series of aerial refueling tankers.

Shelby is blocking about 70 pending Obama nominations to various government posts until he gets guarantees that Alabama gets the tanker project.

Don’t get me started on the tanker deal. It’s filled with corruption and incompetence on the part of the Department of Defense, the Air Force, the Congress, the bidders, and just about anyone else who could see a nickel maybe coming his way. It’s ten years late because of the corruption and screw-ups.

US Air Force Tanker - Boeing Design

Today’s reality is this. There are two bidders for the project: EADS/Northrup Grumman and Boeing. What makes this a bit unusual is that EADS is the European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company N.V., the sole stockholder in Airbus, Boeing’s chief competitor. In other words, the US Air Force is on the verge of awarding a major contract for military aircraft to a foreign manufacturer. (Northrup Grumman, EADS partner in this venture is a US company). In fact, the contract already had been awarded to EADS/Northrup but a protest by Boeing forced the Air Force to re-open the bidding. Boeing probably would do final assembly of the aircraft in Washington and build components in other states and, possibly, some overseas locations.

So, in steps Senator Shelby and says something like, ‘Until I have guarantees that the contract is coming to Alabama (in other words, is awarded to a foreign company that will erect a factory in my state) I will do everything I can to block Mr. Obama’s nominees in the Senate.’

US Air Force Tanker - EADS Northrup Design

This is the kind of shit Nebraska senator Ben Nelson pulled to make sure Mutual of Omaha and the state of Nebraska got special treatment if Obamacare were passed.

The corruption and extortion common to banana republics, Indian reservations, and Muslim theocracies is alive and well in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.


Osama’s bin Irrelevant

February 7, 2010

Osama bin Laden

Although he’s been in the terrorist business for several decades, Osama bin Laden has been a household name only for the last decade. The events of 9/11 should ensure that he will be remembered as one of history’s great villains. Only nine months into the millennium (which started January 1, 2001, not 2000) he became the century’s first Bad Guy, scoring a respectable .62 on the Hitler Scale, the internationally recognized standard for rating bastards.

But, except for one unlucky day, he’s been largely a failure, receiving more attention than he deserves and far more credit than he deserves.

bin Laden heads up al Qaeda, the latest version of the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight. He had one day (or what Andy Warhol would refer to as one’s “15 minutes of fame”) that was spectacular but the rest of his ‘mission’ has been pretty much a bust. On September 11, 2001 al Qaeda managed to kill just under 3000 people and injure 6000. But other than that one day, his successes (if measured by body counts) have been modest, paling in comparison to Chairman Mao, North Korea’s Kims, Pol Pot, Stalin and, of course, Hitler).

Some of the more famous body counts:

Stalin — 20-30 million
Hitler —15 million
Mao — 40 million
Pot —2 million (20% of Cambodia’s population)
Kims — millions (who knows?)

(The above figures are widely debated; the point is that even the minor players like the Kims and Pot make bin Laden look pretty lame).

bin Laden sort of took responsibility for the botched underwear bomber attack, a month after it happened. Apparently Abdulmutallab was trained at a bin Laden al Qaeda franchise operation in Yemen, albeit rather poorly. Like the inept shoe bomber, Richard Reid, Abdulmutallab scared the shit out of a lot of people but really didn’t do much damage. If Abdulmutallab is the best bin Laden can turn out these days, it’s time for him to retire before he jeopardizes his election into the Villains’ Hall of Fame.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Let’s retire bin Laden. Take him off the top of the FBI’s 10-most-wanted list and quit putting up his picture every time we need a stock photo of a terrorist mastermind.

The guy to worry about these days is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He’s working on building nuclear weapons; he working on long-range missiles; and, he’s fucking crazy. Now that’s a terrorist.


Common Sense Prevails…for the Moment

February 6, 2010

Hollywood Movie-Plot Terrorist Scenario #3A goes something like this:

Terrorists steal a general aviation aircraft, load it with explosives, and fly it into some major building, national landmark or heavily populated area.

The 9/11 aircraft all were large commercial aircraft operated by scheduled airlines. They carried no explosives.  Specific flights were chosen by the terrorists because they wanted aircraft embarking on long trips with plenty of fuel on board. Twenty to thirty thousand gallons of kerosene represent a potent incendiary bomb. Flights known to be under-booked were chosen so that the terrorists wouldn’t have to contend with too many passengers.

There are big commercial airliners and then there are general aviation aircraft that comprise most of the rest of the non-military aircraft in the country. They range from small private aircraft (often generically called “Cessnas” by the public and news media) to corporate jets and even to some full-size commercial aircraft. (John Travolta, for example owns a retired Qantas Boeing 707).

There are around 200,000 general aviation (GA) aircraft in the United States (vs. about 7000 commercial aircraft) and around 500,000 general aviation pilots. The guys at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) apparently having been lying awake nights for the past nine years worrying that, sooner or later, someone would pack one of these GA airplanes full of explosives and do some serious damage. And they would be right. Sooner or later it’s going to happen.

There are about 6300 public general aviation airfields in the country plus an even larger number of private airstrips located on farms, ranches, and upscale hideaways. Security at most of these fields consists of a fence to keep livestock and deer off the runways. Stealing an airplane is generally regarded as easier than stealing a car.

Depending on the airplane, one could easily pack anywhere from a few hundred pounds to 50 tons of high explosives on a GA aircraft. So it is no surprise that the boys down at TSA were losing sleep over the idea.

It will also come as no surprise to you that, to save us all from an errant GA plane loaded with ANFO, the TSA guys came up with their most inane security idea yet. They were going to require all passengers on all GA aircraft to be checked against a terrorist watch list before the plane could fly.

Pilot on the phone at the Hastings, Nebraska airport talking to the TSA:

“…yeah me and my neighbor Art and his worthless brother-in-law Stu. Huh, lemme check. Hey Stu, you ever been arrested?… Uh, yeah he says he got picked up in ‘85 for having sex with Ina May Huffman’s daughter, Clarice. I guess she was 15 or somethin.’ Art? Naw, him and his ol’ lady is fightin’ ’bout ever’ weekend but he don’t leave no bruises. Purpose of our trip? We’ll weez headed over by North Platte to look at some beeves Art’s thinkin’ of buyin.’ Beeves? Yeah them there’s cattle, see. No we ain’t bringin’ none of ‘em back in the fuckin’ plane! Christ almighty… Get’s kinda tight in the back seat. Stu ain’t missed many meals, ya know. How do I know it’s fat and he’s not wearin’ a bomb? Looka here mister, I knowed Stu a long time and he’s always been fat. Pat ‘im down?!! You think I’m some kind a faggot or something? I got a reputation to maintain aroun’ here…”

You get the idea. If you’ve ever heard some of these guys on the radio, they’ll tell you their life story just asking for permission to descend a thousand feet.

So TSA abandons that idea and figures they won’t require everybody to get clearance, just the people boarding at the 300 busiest GA airports. Fucking brilliant—like it would never occur to Farouq to use one of the 6000 other airports that isn’t monitored.

So now TSA has shut up, at least for a while. But believe me, they won’t quit. It pisses them off that there are some people who can just walk onto an airplane, start it up and go. No one checking for “dangerous” liquids or nail clippers. No one looking up their asses for C-4.

They’ll think of something. Don’t forget TSA’s motto, “If it pisses you off, it’s working.”


J’accuse!

February 5, 2010

If you’re not up on the July 25, 2000 Concorde accident and the trial that has finally begun in France, you might want to review Jacques Clouseau, à Votre Service, Monsieur before continuing.

"Concorde has crashed. Round up ze usual suspects."

The Bureau Enquêtes-Accidents (BEA), the French accident investigation agency and Air France, the operator of the accident aircraft, are determined to blame someone, anyone, not connected with Air France for the accident.

Like the scene from Casablanca, Captain Renault told BEA he would “round up the usual suspects.” At the top of the list was Continental airlines and a couple of hapless Houston mechanics who had installed a titanium wear strip July 9 on one of the engines of a Continental DC-10.

As I reported earlier, the titanium wear strip fell off the DC-10 as it took off from Paris and it was found on the runway used by Concorde.

However, as I also reported, the plane was on fire 8 seconds before it could have struck the wear strip, so BEA may have a tough time sticking Continental with the rap.

Titanium wear strip blamed for destroying 100-ton Concorde. (Length about 44 cm)

Just in case Continental’s lawyers are able to persuade the court it was not Continental’s fault, the French prosecutors have a back-up plan. They also are trying to blame the airport runway maintenance crew at Charles de Gaulle airport.

According to the prosecutors, the runway maintenance crew had not inspected the runway for debris since 5AM. They were supposed to inspect the runway 3 times a day.

But the Continental DC-10 took off around 4:35PM just 5 minutes before Concorde. So even if the maintenance guys had conducted another inspection, what are the odds that they would have done so precisely at the time between the DC-10 departure and the Concorde departure?

To make matters worse, Concorde was already behind schedule, a faux pas majeure when passengers are paying a premium for supersonic transportation. If the maintenance crew had asked to close the runway for inspection they would have been told to wait until after Concorde took off. The maintenance guys haven’t been charged yet but odds are they will be if the French can’t nail Continental.

This trial is not a matter of money. It is a matter of French and Air France pride and hubris. If found guilty, Continental faces a maximum fine of about half a million bucks—not chump change but pretty paltry when you figure the trial is costing the French about $4 million. If the five individuals already charged (two Houston-based Continental mechanics, one former French air safety official, and two former Aerospatiale employees) are convicted of involuntary manslaughter, each would face a fine of $100,000 and five years in jail.

As I said earlier, no one at Air France, which maintained, loaded, fueled, dispatched, and flew the aircraft has been charged with anything.

I’ll keep an eye on the trial but I think it’s pretty much a kangaroo court. (No, wait a minute, that’s where they’d hold the trial if it had been a Qantas aircraft). Sorry.


F______ Retarded

February 4, 2010

White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel met with disabilities advocates and apologized again for his use of the word “retarded,” according to a statement released by groups that met with him Wednesday.

Criticism of Mr. Emanuel had been building since The Wall Street Journal reported last week that he told a group of liberal activists that it was “f— retarded” for them to run ads attacking some Democrats.

Peter Wallsten
Wall Street Journal

We’ll probably never know if the liberal activists were upset because Mr Emanuel referred to them as f_ retarded or whether it was the word ‘retarded’ itself that upset them.

Had the ads attacking Democrats been run by Tea Party supporters instead, the story might well have been:

Last week a group of liberal activists applauded Mr Emanuel’s remark that it  was “f— retarded” for Tea Party supporters to run ads attacking some Democrats.


News McNuggets

February 3, 2010

“Even less information than you get from USA Today!”

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Texting or talking on cell phones while driving do not appear to result in a significant decrease in vehicle crashes.

Highway Loss Data Institute

Using a cell phone while driving can be just as dangerous and deadly as driving drunk.

University of Utah study

Maybe we should get these two outfits to collaborate on a global warming study.

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During the State of the Union address, Mr. Obama’s economic pitch also differed little from last year, when the jobless rate was 7.2%. He offered a spirited defense of the stimulus, though the jobless rate is now 10%,

Well he did promise Change.

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Rescuers in Port-au-Prince pulled a teenage girl out of the rubble 15 days after her home collapsed around her.

Obviously she made a deal with the devil. Ask Pat Robertson.

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“What that shows to us is a willingness on the part of the Afghan government now to open the books, if you will, to show how they’re doing on their new anti-corruption strategy”

Mark Ward – UN special representative for Afghanistan

Jeez, that’s great Mark. Did you buy them Quicken Basic or Quicken Deluxe?

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Karzai Says Afghans Will Need 15 Years of Help

Probably more like 150 years of help but it’s only 15 years until Karzai’s retirement annuity matures.

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“Tonight, more Americans are out of work, and more are working harder for less.”

Barack Obama’s acceptance speech, August 2008

Recycling really works. The same line fits right in to the State of the Union address, January 2010.

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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pledged that Israel would keep parts of the West Bank forever. “Our message is clear: We are planting here, we will stay here, we will build here, this place will be an inseparable part of the State of Israel for eternity.”

That should help reduce tensions in the Middle East.

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Democrats can avoid losing big in November. Although it’s clear that 2010 will be a challenging year for Democrats, they can prevent huge loses if they do what the American people sent them to Washington to do, like passing health care reform.

Former Obama Campaign Manager, David Plouffe

Uh, Dave. Hey, Dave! (sshhh, never mind… he’s sleeping)

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While with the C.I.A. in the 1980s, Defense Secretary Robert Gates helped channel covert aid and weapons through Pakistan to American allies at the time: Islamic fundamentalists fighting the Russians in Afghanistan. Those fundamentalists later regrouped as the Taliban and now threaten Pakistan.

What goes around, comes around.

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Pope Benedict has asked his priests to sign up on to the virtual world and make use of the influence of social networking sites to spread the word of God.

Good move, your holiness. Sexual predators would tell your priests the social networking sites are a great place to hook up.

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Afghan President Hamid Karzai Urges West to Buy off the Taliban

This guy doesn’t miss a trick. Fifteen percent for brokering the deal and he can retire early.

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I plan my day around the Homeland Security Advisory System.

When the level is Elevated (Yellow), I put tin foil on my head and cover all my windows with newspaper.

When it’s High (Orange) I try to get high, too.

If it ever goes to Severe (Red), I’ll kill that barking dog across the street. The cops will figure there were terrorists in town who were hungry.


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“If you aggregate the last seven polls on health care reform, 41 percent support it and 51 percent oppose.”

New York Times

And, presumably the other 8% don’t give a shit. When they get sick, they just go to an emergency room for a $350 bottle of Tylenol.

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Brown’s Massachusetts Victory Fueled by Frustration with Washington

The Washington Post

You know, it’s penetrating insight like the above that’s made the Post one of America’s go-to sources for  fish and chip wrappers.

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Wyoming Gov. Dave Freudenthal said he’s working with lawmakers on a proposal for the upcoming Legislature to tax wind energy production.

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your feet
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet

Taxman
The Beatles

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The Secessionist Campaign for the Republic of Vermont

February 2, 2010

On Sunday (Jan 31) Time published The Secessionist Campaign for the Republic of Vermont. Read it.

Seems many of the folks in the Green Mountain State are pissed. Pissed at the president, pissed at their senators (Patrick Leahy and Bernie Sanders) and, most of all, pissed at the general direction in which this country is heading.

The Green Mountain Boys (and Girls) are talking seriously about seceding from the Union. Mind you, these aren’t a bunch of gun-toting neo-Nazi skinheads from Idaho. Vermonters are considered to be among the most liberal of all Americans.

The Vermont secessionists claim the US government is “an immoral enterprise—engaged in imperial wars, propping up corrupt bankers and super-sized corporations, crushing small businessmen, plundering the tax-base for corporate welfare, snooping on the private lives of citizens.”

If you’re a conservative, it’s hard to find much in the previous paragraph with which to argue. Liberal Vermonters are feeling as bullied and coerced by the federal government as the rock-ribbed conservatives of Idaho.

It’s hard to tell where this issue will lead. Like the Libertarian Party, it may end up as an amusing but largely irrelevant sideshow. Or, it may prove to be a durable meme capable of driving real change.

Meantime, boys and girls, pull out your (I hope, well-thumbed) copy of the Constitution and re-read Amendment X.

OK, OK. Here it is:

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.


Jacques Clouseau, à Votre Service, Monsieur

February 1, 2010

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

For those of you who’ve never seen “The Pink Panther” films and don’t recognize immediately the name of the incompetent Inspector Clouseau, think Frank Drebbin, of “The Naked Gun” series.

The French resurrected Clouseau to oversee their investigation of the Paris crash of the supersonic Concorde. Concorde crashed on takeoff on July 25, 2000 killing all 109 on board and 4 on the ground. The crash marked the beginning of the end for Concorde, a joint venture between Britain and France. Although Concorde continued to operate until October 2003, the Paris crash, the high cost of operation, and the 30-year-old design of Concorde forced Air France and British Airways to terminate supersonic passenger service.

Aerospatiale Concorde

After almost 10 years, the French finally are taking the Concorde case to court and trying to stick Continental Airlines and Aerospatiale, Concorde’s builder, with the blame.

Air France Flight 4590 Struggles into the Air

Inspector Clouseau’s version of events is fairly simple: Concorde was rolling down the runway on its way to another routine takeoff when it passed over a metal “wear strip” that had fallen off a Continental Airlines DC-10. The wear strip cut one of Concorde’s tires, causing it to disintegrate. A large chunk of the tire penetrated the bottom of Concorde’s left wing, puncturing the fuel tank. The fuel leaked into the hot exhaust stream of the engines and ignited. The plane, on fire as it left the ground, was never able to generate sufficient power to remain flying and crashed a few miles from the airport.

Continental Airlines, Inc. and two of its maintenance employees are on trial for manslaughter. Three French citizens, two of them former employees of Aerospatiale and one an employee at the French civil aviation authority also have been charged with manslaughter. No Air France employees have been charged with any crimes though negligence on the part of Air France employees was a major contributor to the accident.

The End of Concorde

Between 1979 and 1981 four Air France Concordes suffered blown tires; in two of these incidents, the fuel tanks ruptured but there was no fire. The US National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) warned Air France and Aerospatiale that any one of these four incidents was “potentially catastrophic.” No action was taken to remedy the safety defects in Concorde.

As is typical in aviation accidents there were multiple ‘enabling factors’ that contributed to the 2000 Concorde crash. Although a metal strip had dropped off a Continental DC-10, it did not contribute to the Concorde crash. It proved to be a combination of other circumstances that led to Concorde’s demise:

  1. Concorde was on fire 8 seconds before it reached the point on the runway where the rub strip had fallen off the Continental DC-10. There are no less than 22 witnesses who will testify to this including three members of the airport fire department who happened to be watching the plane take off. One has to presume that even French firemen recognize a fire when they see one.
  2. The left landing gear ‘bogey’ (a central beam in the gear assembly) had been serviced several days prior to the crash by Air France personnel. French investigators determined that the maintenance personnel failed to install a required spacer in the bogey. According to the Clouseaus, this missing spacer was ‘not a factor.’ (Other witness will testify that this missing spacer probably induced a wobble in the landing gear sufficient to cause the tire to shred).
  3. Concorde was at least six (metric) tonnes overweight for the conditions at the time of takeoff.
  4. Concorde was taking off down wind. Although the tailwind was light (approx 6 kts), this amount had to be doubled then added to Concorde’s normal takeoff speed which already was set to be over 200 MPH.
  5. Concorde’s maximum authorized aft center of gravity (CG) was 54.0%. The accident aircraft’s CG was as much as 54.6%. While this sounds like a small deviation beyond normal limits, test pilots in the 1970’s had determined than any CG greater than 54% on takeoff was likely to cause a ‘pitch up’ of the nose on takeoff, rendering the aircraft uncontrollable. Pitch up occurred with the accident aircraft.
  6. Under a special treaty specifically governing Concorde accidents, British authorities were supposed to be given access to the crash scene and all evidence surrounding the crash. The French denied this access. US NTSB investigators, also entitled access to crash data because the aircraft’s destination was the US were, likewise, frozen out by the French.
  7. Without explanation, the French almost immediately resurfaced the runway from which Concorde took off, thus denying independent observers the opportunity to examine skid and scrape marks left by the aircraft. Photographs of Concorde’s skid marks clearly show that the aircraft was headed off the runway and into the grass when the pilot elected to raise the nose and attempt a takeoff.

Concorde was a beautiful, if fatally flawed, aircraft. It’s too bad the French are working hard to blame the innocent while the guilty go free. Actually, the real shame is that the French are determined to assign blame rather than reach a probable cause that is as close to the truth as possible. Honest, unvarnished, conclusions are the real objective of an aviation accident investigation: let’s determine what went wrong so that it never happens again.

[Author's note: I once landed immediately behind Concorde at Boston's Logan Airport. (It had diverted from JFK because of fuel problems). The sight of that gorgeous airplane settling to the ground ahead of me, displaying its characteristic nose-high attitude is something I will always remember].


Monthly Bomb Report

January 31, 2010

Here is a summary of bombing reports for January 2010. These reports were collected from news sources world wide. Sources were searched for bomb reports without regard to any criteria. No attempt was made to confine reports to Muslims or to Middle Eastern locations although one, or both, of these criteria apply most cases.

Because these headlines are contemporaneous with the events, the numbers of persons killed or wounded may not agree with later reports. In a few cases, the bombs did not detonate.

  • Jan  1 – Terror Attack Kills 95 at Pakistan Volleyball Match
  • Jan  3 – Roadside Bombs Kill Ex-Minister, 5 Others in Pakistan
  • Jan  4 – 4 US Service Members, British Soldier Die in Afghan Blasts
  • Jan  4 – 3 Policemen Killed in Two Bombings in Northern Iraq
  • Jan  4 – At Least Six Killed, 17 Injured, in Northern Iraq Attacks
  • Jan  6 – Suicide Bomber Kills 6, Wounds 14 in Russia’s North Caucasus Region
  • Jan  7 – Suicide Bomber Kills Eight, Wounds 24 in Eastern Afghan Town
  • Jan  7 – Bomb Attacks Kill Seven in Iraq
  • Jan  7 – Somalian Army Chief Escapes Bomb Attack
  • Jan  8 – Three Malaysia Churches Firebombed As ‘Allah’ Use Tension Mounts
  • Jan  8 – Karachi Suicide Blast Kills 8
  • Jan  8 – 1 US, 8 Afghan Troops Killed by Roadside Bombs
  • Jan  8 – 7 Killed in Suicide Bomb In Afghanistan
  • Jan  8 – Bomb Attack Wounds Afghan Governor
  • Jan  8 – 8 Killed, 10 Hurt by Homemade Bombs in Iraq
  • Jan  8 – Car Bomb Injures Policeman in Tense Northern Ireland
  • Jan  9 – Attackers Firebomb Four Malaysian Churches
  • Jan  9 – Bomb Goes Off Near Greek Parliament Building
  • Jan  9 – Eight Killed in Series of Bomb Attacks on Police West of Baghdad
  • Jan 10 – Petrol Bomb Thrown At Malaysian Catholic Convent School
  • Jan 10 – British Journalist Killedin Afghanistan by Roadside Bomb
  • Jan 10 – Northern Ireland Mirror Journalist Hurt in Afghan Bomb
  • Jan 10 – Roadside Bomb Kills Three Charity Workers, Wounds Two Others
  • Jan 11 – Baghdad Car Bomb Wounds Five
  • Jan 11 – Ninth Malaysian Church Firebombed in “Allah” Dispute
  • Jan 12 – Iranian Nuclear Scientist Killed Tuesday by Remote-Controlled Bomb
  • Jan 13 – Ohio Man Pleads Not Guilty to Possessing Dozens of Pipe Bombs
  • Jan 13 – At Least 4 Baghdad Suicide Car Bombers Stopped, Arrested by Police
  • Jan 13 – Bomb Wounds 3 Girls in Lebanon
  • Jan 13 – 200,000 In Russian Dagestan Without Gas Supplies After Bomb Explodes
  • Jan 14 – Bomb Explodes in Afghanistan Market, Killing 15, Wounding 12
  • Jan 14 – Two American, Five Afghans, One French Soldier Killed in Afghanistan Bomb Blasts
  • Jan 14 – Afghanistan Suicide Truck Bomb Injures Several
  • Jan 14 – Two US Soldiers Killed in Eastern Afghanistan Explosion
  • Jan 15 – American Soldier Killed in Afghanistan by Crude Bomb
  • Jan 15 – Roadside Afghanistan Bomb Kills Five, Including Four Children
  • Jan 16 – Man Sets Off Bomb near Iranian Provincial Governor’s Office, Fatally Wounding Self, Causing No Other Damage
  • Jan 16 – Kashmir Suicide Bomber Kills Pakistani Soldier, Injures Several Others
  • Jan 16 – Pipe Bomb Found in Backyard of Concord CA Home
  • Jan 17 – Pipe Bomb Detonates In A South San Francisco Parking Lot, No Injuries
  • Jan 18 – Gunmen Kill Five in Baghdad, Leave Bomb for Police
  • Jan 18 – Suicide Car Bomb Explodes Outside Kabul Shopping Centre Killing Several Police, Intelligence Officials
  • Jan 18 – Bomb Detonated Against Israeli Diplomats in Jordan, No Injuries
  • Jan 18 – Bomb Destroys Boys Primary School in Khyber, No Injuries Reported
  • Jan 18 – Four Soldiers, One Civilian, Seven Militants Killed in Kabul Bomb Attack
  • Jan 20 – Peshawar Bomb Blast Injures Politician, Three Others
  • Jan 20 – Mosul Suicide Car Bomber Wounds 30
  • Jan 20 – 20-Year-Old Bethesda MD Man Sentenced to Five Years in Plot to Assassinate President Obama
  • Jan 22 – Federal Agents Arrest Northwest Missouri Man for Making Bombs
  • Jan 22 – Abdul Basit Usman, Filipino Bomb-Making Expert Killed by American Military Drone
  • Jan 23 – Four Afghan Soldiers Killed by Hidden Taliban Bomb
  • Jan 23 – Two American Soldiers Killed by IED in Southern Afghanistan
  • Jan 23 – Seven Afghans Killed Trying to Excavate Old Bomb
  • Jan 23 – Suicide Bomber Kills at Least Four, Including Two Children, in Pakistan
  • Jan 24 – Three U.S. Service Members Killed in Two Bombings in Southern Afghanistan
  • Jan 25 – Over 30 Killed As Bombers Hit Baghdad Hotels
  • Jan 25 – Bomb Kills British Soldier in Afghanistan
  • Jan 26 – Eight Americans Wounded by Taliban Suicide Bomber
  • Jan 26 – 18 Killed in Baghdad Car Bombing
  • Jan 26 – Terrorist Kills Self in Kabul Blast near American Convoy
  • Jan 26 – Lanarkshire (UK) Man Claims Devil Told Him to Bomb House
  • Jan 26 – Bomb Kills Three Children in Pakistan
  • Jan 26 – Bomb Explodes outside US Afghanistan Base, Injuring 6
  • Jan 31 – Bomb Kills 2 Soldiers in Northwest Pakistan
  • Jan 31 – Bomb Blast in Northwest Pakistan Kills 14

Prince of Fools

January 30, 2010

The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails them. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.

The republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.

Author unknown

I feel a bit sorry for the “unknown” author of the above quotation. I don’t entirely agree with him but it’s a solid observation that’s been pushed around the e-mail circuit and has no less than 219,000 hits on Google. Apparently a lot of people are passing it off as their own. I’ve seen it posted as a comment on multiple sites and the “authors” of these posts are signing it as if they wrote it themselves.

Shame on you all

That said, I agree that Obama is the Prince of Fools and that his supporters constitute a Confederacy of Fools. But I disagree with the author’s contention that the Republic cannot survive the multitude of fools who put Obama in office. He’s right, we couldn’t if the Confederacy of Fools remained intact; however, the flaw in his argument is that members of the Confederacy of Fools are too ignorant to learn from their mistakes.

Believe me, some of the biggest political fools in the country live in Massachusetts. After all, they kept that drunken coward Ted Kennedy in office for almost half a century. But, while the people of Massachusetts obviously will suffer fools gladly, even they could see through the lies, smoke, mirrors, and corruption of Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.

The people of Massachusetts elected a Republican to the US Senate! I can almost picture them holding their noses while, for the first time in their lives, they voted for a Republican. Scott Brown was not elected because of his decades-old nude centerfold in Cosmo; he wasn’t elected because of his piercing political insights; and, in Massachusetts, you can be sure as hell he wasn’t elected because he was a Republican.

He was elected because even members of the Confederacy of Fools in Massachusetts had learned something from the Obamanation of the past year.

The Big Question being debated by insiders in both parties now is “Is Obama going to be a one-term president?” It’s too early to tell but the in-fighting in both parties for the inside track in the 2012 primaries already is underway. He told ABC’s Diane Sawyer, “I’d rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president.”

Apparently, he’s overlooked the fact that he’s already well into the third option: being a mediocre one-term president.