Don’t Do It!

book of mormon

Don't Do It!!

Yes, that’s right folks. One of the “20 Books That Changed America” can be yours for FREE. Just click on the link above if you see it pop up on one of those .alt sites you’re always visiting. Don’t bother trying it here. The link is, as it should be, dead.

If you’ve just got to have your own copy of the Book of Mormon, you can buy one from Amazon for as low as $1.97 or you can get it free from Gutenberg. Either way, you’re wasting your money. But don’t click on the link for a free copy. Next thing you know a couple of guys in white shirts and ties will show up on your doorstep. And, before you know it, they’ll have you persuaded you’re going to be in deep shit for consuming “hot drinks.” (Don’t ask me. Ask them. It’s in the “Doctrines and Covenants.”) According to Mormon founder Joe Smith avoiding hot drink will somehow keep the Destroying Angel away from your doorstep. Might make for an entertaining afternoon’s discussion.

Mark Twain called the Book of Mormon “chloroform in print.” Twain was always generous with fools.

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