One Pennsylvania university is now requiring that overweight undergraduates take a fitness course in order to receive their degrees. Officials at Lincoln University said the school is concerned about high rates of obesity and diabetes. “We know we’re in the midst of an obesity epidemic,” said a school official.
Students, health, and legal experts are not pleased. They see this as an infringement on the rights of lardasses everywhere.
What did you fuckers expect? You went after smokers— forced them out into the heat, the cold, the wind, and the rain; denied them the right to associate freely in bars and restaurants even when everyone wanted to smoke; raised tobacco taxes tenfold; and even prohibited smoking outdoors in some places.
Payback’s a bitch and now it’s your turn. You want the government to regulate my life? I want them to tax the shit out of your Twinkies and Cokes. I love it when an airline makes you pay extra for a second seat. When you go over the weight limit, a buck a pound sounds fair to me.
And, by the way, I’m allergic to fat people. I become physically ill when I’m near them (just like they became “ill” when I smoked around them).
From now on, if you’re overweight you’re only to be allowed on the streets between midnight and 6AM. Hey, that’s why they build all those 24-hour Walmarts isn’t it?
By the way, ever notice how almost all of the pictures of the obese are printed so that you can’t see their faces? Why is that? These are people you could ID in a police lineup from the rear!
A Buck a Pound Would Be a Fair
One Pennsylvania university is now requiring that overweight undergraduates take a fitness course in order to receive their degrees. Officials at Lincoln University said the school is concerned about high rates of obesity and diabetes. “We know we’re in the midst of an obesity epidemic,” said a school official.
Students, health, and legal experts are not pleased. They see this as an infringement on the rights of lardasses everywhere.
Payback’s a bitch and now it’s your turn. You want the government to regulate my life? I want them to tax the shit out of your Twinkies and Cokes. I love it when an airline makes you pay extra for a second seat. When you go over the weight limit, a buck a pound sounds fair to me.
And, by the way, I’m allergic to fat people. I become physically ill when I’m near them (just like they became “ill” when I smoked around them).
From now on, if you’re overweight you’re only to be allowed on the streets between midnight and 6AM. Hey, that’s why they build all those 24-hour Walmarts isn’t it?
By the way, ever notice how almost all of the pictures of the obese are printed so that you can’t see their faces? Why is that? These are people you could ID in a police lineup from the rear!
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