“Primate of Catholic Church Accepts Theory Of Evolution”

November 11, 2009

I love this headline, taken verbatim off the web. If you don’t get the joke, I’m sorry.


Hasan Is a Muslim and It Is Relevant

November 11, 2009

On Thursday, November 5, 2009 Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, a US Army psychiatrist stationed at Ft. Hood, Texas murdered 13 people and wounded another 30. Both soldiers and civilians—some men, some women—were among Hasan’s victims.

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US Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan

Immediately after Hasan was identified, his name and anecdotal information about him left little doubt that he was a Muslim.

Yet for several days most news, government, law enforcement, and military spokespersons either ignored the fact entirely or soft-pedaled it, claiming there was nothing necessarily connecting Hasan’s Islamic faith with his murderous rampage. This story floated fairly well until Sunday morning when Sen. Joe Lieberman appeared on Fox News Sunday and called the massacre an act of “Islamist extremism.”

While Lieberman was on Fox calling Hasan an “Islamist extremist,” US Army Chief of Staff Gen. George Casey Jr. was running damage control over at ABC telling George Stephanopolous that “we are a very diverse army” and that “this terrible event would be an even greater tragedy if our diversity becomes a casualty.”

When confronted by Stephanopolous that complaints made by Maj. Hasan’s fellow officers about his anti-American tirades generally were ignored, Casey was forced to admit that officials feared offending a Muslim member of the military.

ftHoodGriefPeople whose job it is to follow the truth, wherever it leads, continued to duck the issue apparently for fear of being tagged as racists or reactionaries (or perhaps themselves becoming victims of Islamist extremism). Finally, however, the tortoises began ever so slowly extending their necks and asking in the most discreet tones possible if there was, just perhaps, a connection between this officer, these murders and maimings, and Islam.

While Hasan apparently is going to recover from shots fired into him by others, it’s unlikely that we’ll get many satisfactory answers from him. We do not know if Hasan’s killing spree was part of some larger plan. We do know that, if it was, it was not a conspiracy in which the world’s one-and-a-half billion Muslims secretly got together to bring pain and suffering on a few dozen Americans.

But we also have to admit that there’s a lot of evidence which, just like the pre-9/11 evidence, is pretty damning in retrospect. And there’s enough that happened on and before November 5 to convince the most compassionate ecumenical that Hasan was a very sick Muslim whose perceptions of the teachings of Islam underpinned his actions.

In the years and days leading up to his psychological disintegration, we know that Maj. Hasan:

  • Delivered what can only be described as a bizarre presentation on Islam to fellow officers at Walter Reed Hospital in 2007. (See The Washington Post for Hasan’s presentation slides).
  • Was a loner
  • Was well-educated, largely at the US Army’s expense
  • Was divorced
  • Had two children whom he apparently rarely saw
  • Did not come from an impoverished background
  • Said the Army “discriminated” against Muslims, though he filed no formal complaints
  • Shouted Allahu Akbar (God is Great) as he shot his victims
  • Put multiple shots into individuals to try to ensure they died
  • Enjoyed strip clubs (for up to eight hours at a sitting)
  • Said Muslim soldiers should be allowed to leave military as conscientious objectors
  • Attended a Virginia mosque headed by Anwar al-Aulaqi, whom the FBI identified as a “senior recruiter for al Qaeda”
  • Maintained contact with al-Aulaqi after al-Aulaqi’s departure for Yemen
  • Told fellow soldiers that he “feared deployment” to Afghanistan
  • As part of his duties counseled combat returnees, particularly those who had been seriously wounded
  • Despite his relatively high military rank, had never seen combat.

FtHoodGrief2So why is the Muslim connection relevant? Because Islam seems to have pervaded and guided Hasan’s life, particularly during the most recent years. Somehow, he saw these killings as a necessary expression of his religious beliefs.

Does this mean we should single out Islam as a breeding ground for mass murderers and serial killers? No. But when there’s more than a casual connection between a murderer’s espoused religious beliefs and the crimes he commits we have a right to know.

Wichita’s notorious BTK (Bind, Torture ,Kill) serial murderer, Dennis Rader, was a member of Christ Lutheran Church for about 30 years and had been elected president of the Congregation Council. Why didn’t the headlines scream:

Crazed Lutheran Murders Ten!

Or How about George Jo Hennard, the mass murderer who killed 23 people at a Luby’s restaurant in Killeen Texas (not too far from Ft. Hood)? Where was the headline:

Apparently Agnostic Gunman Assassinates 23, Wounds 20

You know the answer: Because in neither of these cases did the perpetrator’s religious faith (or lack thereof) seem to have much of an impact on his horrible crimes.

In Hasan’s case, Islam was central to his motivation for murder. Let’s not pretend it’s a coincidence. Nor should we presume that this behavior is tolerated by the majority of the Muslim community.

The current leader of the Virginia mosque where Hasan once worshipped, Imam Johari Abdul-Malik, publicly condemned the Fort Hood attack. “While accepting the fact that Major Nidal Malik Hasan practiced the Islamic faith, we offer no justification for his ungodly and heinous, cowardly act of violence,” Abdul-Malik said.

Maj. Hasan has lawyered up. His attorney, retired Colonel John Galligan, doubts that Hasan can get a fair trial. (Note to Hasan: At least you’re getting a trial). He can get a fair trial almost anywhere in the United States. No jury is going to give a shit whether he was a Muslim or a Scientologist. The central question will be “Did he, or did he not, kill 13 people and wound 30 more?”

The real trial will come after Hasan is convicted. He will be tried in a military court and will be subject to the death penalty. If the court martial recommends death, the final order will have to be signed by (guess who) Barack Obama. Suppose Barry will have the balls to do it?


Right for the Wrong Reasons

November 10, 2009

I usually disagree the Religious Right. My reasons are irrelevant. But right now the Religious Right are one of the most powerful groups standing between me and the biggest government Ponzi scheme since Social Security.

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"And Your Little Dog, Too!"

So, as the Arabs are wont to say, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” I’ll take on RR theology some other time but right now we’re buddies—thick as the thieves in congress.

As you know, the health care bill narrowly passed in the House over the weekend but only after the Democrats were forced to gut the bill of virtually all public funding for abortions. The Democratic faithful, who tend not to be members of the Religious Right, felt betrayed—as well they should. Pelosi and her gang were only too willing to make any deal and screw any supporters to get their bill passed before the American public woke up and realized that health care is not the real issue. The Democrats want to run your lives (the Republicans do, too, but they’re on the sidelines right now) and they see this health care scam as the most expedient route to bigger government and tighter control over America’s dwindling, but still vexatious, middle class.

If they’ve got your health records and they control the money that pays to keep you well, they’ve pretty much got you by the cajones.

Along come my heroes, the Religious Right, complaining bitterly that government funding of abortions is tantamount to a one-way ticket to Hell. Already, many of the “Blue Dog” Democrats who signed on to this health care debacle are regretting it, realizing that they’re going to die at the ballot box if one of their constituents or the Avenging Angel doesn’t catch them on the street first.

The word’s already made it over to the Senate: Watch out, your constituents are pissed and and you are not going to glean much joy from their phone calls and e-mails.

The Wall Street Journal probably best summarized the mood of the country and the “public be damned” attitude of the congress:

“[Congressional] leadership knows how unpopular this bill is in most of America. They know this legislation is not the result of some national consensus in favor of expanding state power. Its passage was possible only because of temporary liberal majorities that are intent on fulfilling their dreams of a cradle-to-grave entitlement state. …Democrats believe they will benefit in the long run from a much larger government.

“Unless the Senate has an epiphany of common sense, Americans will be paying the bills for this willful exercise for generations to come.”

Religious Right, go get ‘em. Abortion (of fetuses) is a lousy, contentious, issue where no one really wins. But if you can use the abortion of fetuses as a lever to achieve the abortion of legislation, rock on.


Barack: Between Photo Ops, Give These People a Call. They May Know Some Things You Don’t.

November 9, 2009

“What have the Americans done in eight years? Americans are saying that with their planes they can see an egg 18 kilometers away, so why can’t they see the Taliban?”

Afghani quoted by The New York Times

“…In spite of US presence in Afghanistan for 5 years, terrorism has not been wiped out there and there is no security in that country.”

Iran Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki quoted in Global Security.Org

“The United States military presence in Afghanistan greatly contributes to the legitimacy and strategic message of the Pashtun insurgency.”

Matthew Hoh, Iraq War combat veteran and State Department officer in Afghanistan quoted by CBS

“Afghan forces simply do not have the capacity to do the protecting themselves at this point and, given the challenges of building up new institutions in Afghanistan after decades of war, will not have the ability until at least 2012.”

Bruce Reidel and Michael O’Hanlan in USA Today

“Although the US military makes every effort to avoid civilian deaths, its air strikes kill innocent bystanders who are often used by insurgents as human shields. As long as militants can exploit such collateral damage for their propaganda, they will draw more recruits to their cause and erode the legitimacy of President Hamid Karzai’s regime.”

Malou Innocent The Cato Institute

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A Kabul Apartment Occupied by UN Personnel until a Recent Visit by the Local Chapter of the Taliban Welcome Wagon



Isn’t It Great When Christians and Muslims Can Agree?

November 8, 2009

Yea, verily, it warms our hearts when we see hands of friendship grasping one another across ecumenical barriers.

In this case, it is the solid agreement between American Evangelical Christians and Turkish Muslims that the last 150 years of biological research are nothing but a crock of shit–a con game in which your mortal soul constitutes the prize. “Darwin is the worst Fascist there has ever been, and the worst racist history has ever witnessed,” says Harun Yahya, an Islamic Creationist.

Ach, but the Fuhrer would be disappointed to find that his position as top Fascist had been eclipsed by some English dilettante.

evangelicals_muslimsBut there’s more to this story. See, the Muslims, in general, have no argument with scientists about the age of the earth or the unfolding of evolution. For Muslims, Allah started things going but then pretty much stepped aside and let them happen. This Islamic heresy, of course, pisses off the Evangelicals mightily. Their spirits are warmed to find among the Muslims a true advocate of that Old Tyme Religion–someone who might even agree that the earth and everything in it was created on about October 23, 4004BCE.

Before you jump up from your pew to buy one of Harun Yahya‘s many books, you might want to read up a little more on him. But, rest assured, he’s with you on Creationism. I mean who could ever believe this stuff all happened without some Divine Plan? Atilla the Hun, Torquemada, Hitler, Stalin, John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jim Jones, smallpox, spina bifida, Alzheimer’s–who can deny that there has to be some Intelligent Designer behind all this?

By the way, don’t even worry about the H1N1 Swine Flu shots. Go ahead and get one. It’s just one of God’s little tests of faith for Jehovah’s Witness and Christian Scientist,–you know, to rout out the posers and infidels masquerading as members of The Faithful.


What’s the Hurry, Barry?

November 7, 2009

It’s Saturday morning and Congress is already in a “rare weekend session…intended to remake” our entire health care system.

What’s the hurry, Barry? Did the Chinese bomb Taiwan? Have Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the Russians embargoed all oil shipments to the West? Has CSI been cancelled?

Why does this law have to be passed tonight?

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"Jeez, I Hope We Can Get this Health Care Law Passed before 'America's Most Wanted' Starts."

Simple, it’s 1990 pages long and you assholes want to stick it up our assholes before we have a chance to read it. I started reading it last night and passed out, not from exhaustion but from the sheer magnitude of this thing. I can’t tell you whether this law is a good idea or a bad idea but I can tell you that anytime someone tells you you’ve got to sign up right now, before this golden once-in-a-lifetime opportunity passes you by they’re playing you for a sucker. “Never mind the find print, sonny, just a few technicalities. Sign right here; your family will be glad you had the courage to do the right thing.”

Call your congressman and tell him to go home right now and crack open a great American lager. Even Ted Kennedy knew that Saturdays were for getting drunk, not “crafting legislation.”

If your congressman is so neurotic that he’s got to think about the welfare of his constituents even while Dallas is playing Philadelphia, have him brood over:

  • the highest unemployment in 26 years
  • civil disintegration in Iraq (dead Americans)
  • war in Afghanistan (more dead Americans)
  • our Luddite energy policies
  • illegal immigration
  • nuclear weapons in the hands of certified loonies
  • our abysmal education system
  • the coming hyper-inflation from government overspending
  • the death of the American middle class
  • and, oh yeah, if the game goes into OT, maybe health care

Mr. President, You Should Be Ashamed

November 6, 2009
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Berlin Wall, circa 1985, looking from West Berlin to East Berlin. That open space is the "Killing Zone."

Mr President, on August 13, 1961, approximately one week after you were born in Hawaii an event occurred halfway around the world that would have a profound effect on global politics. Almost overnight, the government of East Germany erected a wall separating East and West Berlin. Over the ensuing years the wall would be lengthened and strengthened. Gun towers and a free-fire zone would be erected. Hundreds would die trying to escape to freedom. Thousands more would go to jail.

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"Ich bin ein Berliner"

One of your heroes, John Kennedy, visited this wall on June 26, 1963 and, in an historic speech, declared to the millions trapped behind the Iron Curtain, “Ich bin ein Berliner.” (“I am a Berliner.”) Despite Mr. Kennedy’s slight error in language, Germans and others whose lives had been irrevocably changed by The Wall, cheered tumultuously. In Kennedy, and in America, they had an ally.

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"Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

In 1987 President Ronald Reagan, standing in front of The Wall, made a statement every bit as powerful and profound as Kennedy’s. To the crowd assembled near Berlin’s historic Brandenburg Gate and to Soviet General Secretary Gorbachev (who was not present) Mr. Reagan demanded, “General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

Since you were so busy working the rackets on Chicago’s South Side in 1987, you may not have heard of Mr. Reagan. Just in case, here’s his Wikipedia link.

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Autumn 1989 - "The Wall" is about to becoming nothing but a Pink Floyd title

It may come as a surprise to you but in 1989 while you were sweating over dangling participles in the Harvard Law Review, the wall came down almost as quickly and dramatically as it had gone up. It is a remarkable story and I have to presume you probably don’t know much about it either. Again, here’s a handy Wikipedia link.

So what’s my point? The fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 was easily the most important event in the history of Europe since the defeat of the Nazis in 1945. After 50 years of tyranny, first by the Nazis then by the Russians and their clients, Europe was once again free.

On Monday, November 9, 2009 Europe is holding a party to celebrate the 20th year of the demise of The Wall. Think of it as Europe’s Independence Day, their “4th of July,” their Emancipation.

And you’re too busy to go?

Sir, you have no sense of history, no sense of decency, and no sense of respect.

On Sunday, November 8, Fox News noted that “President Obama squeezed in a trip to Copenhagen last month to lobby, unsuccessfully, for Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. He plans to travel to Oslo next month to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, an award that even Obama has said he does not deserve. And this coming week, he sets out on a weeklong tour of Asia.”

Again, sir, you should be ashamed.

Hey, if I told you the Berlin stopover might be a great photo op, would that change your mind?


UN Evacuating Workers from Afghanistan

November 6, 2009

The UN have told over half of their staff in Afghanistan to get out now. And they’ve told the Afghani authorities (assuming they could actually find one of them) that a full withdrawal isn’t out of the question.

The remaining UN workers are being moved into a “Green Zone” compound like the one the US has in Baghdad. Ostensibly, this is for their security but the real reason is so that when the inevitable collapse of Kabul comes, it will be easier to get everyone out.

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In this photo, taken three years ago, Nan and Harry discuss how, when they take over "Bush's War," they'll have this mess solved in no time.

The rats are deserting the sinking ship. As we pointed out at the end of October, it’s time for all of us to get out of Afghanistan. The UN are smart enough to know how stupid we Americans can be when the last turd is circling in the toilet. Like fools, we’ll stand there mesmerized, thinking it’s somehow going to work out. For once, let’s get ourselves out before the UN and leave them holding the bag of shit.

The Brits, good chums to have in any scrap, also are talking about heading home. The PM, Gordon Brown, is pissed: “I am not prepared to put the lives of British men and women in harm’s way for a government that does not stand up against corruption.”

Unlike our own government, which obviously has no idea why it’s in Afghanistan (and a pretty poor record of standing up against corruption) Mr. Brown has been very specific. He expects that soon the Afghan government should demonstrate that it is capable of:

  • security
  • governance
  • political reconciliation
  • economic development
  • relations with neighbouring countries

Of course, Mr. Brown also knows that the Afghanis are incapable of meeting any of these objectives. But at least he’s giving them a ‘heads up.’ Gordon, we appreciate the support. When it comes time for you to bug out, we’ll cover your six.

Meanwhile, the current administration is proving itself even worse than the Bush administration when it comes to conducting warfare. This is no longer “Bush’s War.” It now belongs to Obama, Pelosi, and Reid.

And it looks and smells just like Viet Nam.


Male? 18-49? Stupid Lazy Bastard!

November 5, 2009
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Whoa, dude. I can do that. No, really, ask Jason. He'll tell ya.

If you’re a male between the ages of 18 and 49, chances are you have a digital video recorder (DVR) and the chances also are good that your life is going nowhere.

Don’t blame the bitch in the kitchen. She does more while you’re on the phone to your bookie than you do in a week down at the Auto Zone.

How do I know? Because the New York Times reports that OVER HALF of all 18-49-year old males are too fucking lazy to hit the fast forward button on their remotes and skip the commercials. They actually watch them!

The networks are having orgasms. Five years ago they swore the DVR would spell the death of television. Now they discover their viewers are even dumber than the average IED builder (is it the blue wire or the red wire that connects to the detonator?). They watch the commercials! When they don’t have to!

Honest to Christ, guys, are your lives that meaningless?


How Come Indians, er, Native Americans, Get the Inside Track on the Good Rackets?

November 5, 2009
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It's Just a Decorative Plant, Ma

The Wall Street Journal reports that the fastest growing sites for marijuana production are on Indian reservations. With an investment of less than half a million, they can gross over $100,000,000 annually in the open market. (Of course, all of this marijuana will be used only for medical purposes).

This on top of the fact that in almost every state where casino gambling is legal, it can be run only by Indians.

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Recreation for the Mathematically Challenged

How is it that the Indians get the inside track on two of the best-paying rackets in the country while white guys and black guys have to stick to the 9 to 5 shit?

To top it off, Indians get the entire country hooked on tobacco. When the big “tobacco settlement” winds up transferring BILLIONS from tobacco companies to lawyers like Hillary’s brother, do the Indians get nicked for a dime? Noooo.

Priced a pack of Kools in New York lately? Ten bucks! Stick with pot; it’s cheaper and it’s better for you. For a real kick, try chewing it in church.


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