The Pederasts of Ireland

February 18, 2010

"Oooh, Father O'Malley, look! Cub Scouts."

In March 2006, the Commission of Investigation into Child Abuse in the Dublin Archdiocese was ordered to select a representative sample of complaints or allegations of child sexual abuse by Catholic clergy between 1975 and 2004.

They had no shortage of cases from which to choose. Over 100 priests were alleged to have committed child sexual abuse over a 30-year period. The commission worked for over four years, investigating 46 of the priests. These 46 were alleged to have sexually abused at least 320 children.

The story is outrageous, offensive, and pathetic but it needs telling.

In the United States, sexual abuse by Catholic priests has become the fodder of stand-up comedians. The number of cases of child sexual abuse by Catholic priests in the United States runs into the thousands. Settlements of lawsuits are rumored to have cost the church over a billion dollars, bankrupting some American dioceses.

The story in Ireland has taken longer to develop but events there are, perhaps, even more sinister than those in the United States. The Republic of Ireland contains about 4 ½ million people, 87% of whom are (or, in some cases, were) Roman Catholics.

The abuse stories had been circulating quietly for years but, until the Commission published its report in 2009, few were aware of the extent of the problem. Few, except church insiders, who worked diligently for thirty years to keep the story quiet. Four archbishops of Dublin: John Charles McQuaid, who died in 1973; Dermot Ryan, who died in 1984; Kevin McNamara, who died in 1987; and Cardinal Desmond Connell, who retired in 2004 knew about the abuse but did little or nothing about it.

"Schweinehund! Do you heff any idea how much ziss iss going to cost us?"

According to the Commission report, high-ranking ecclesiastics were concerned only with “the maintenance of secrecy, the avoidance of scandal, the protection of the reputation of the church, and the preservation of its assets.”

The Commission released its report in November 2009, causing the Pope to meet in December with “senior Irish bishops.” No doubt, the lead item on the Papal agenda was damage control. According to The Guardian, “Four bishops [out of 24] have offered their resignations, but only one has been accepted, amid squabbles between the bishops over degrees of culpability.” Guilty, not guilty, ashamed or embarrassed, these guys apparently are not going to give up their cushy jobs without a fight.

"We should have worn our beanies. When he sticks these hats up our asses, it's gonna fuckin' hurt."

The best part of the story happened just a few days ago when all 24 Irish bishops were called to the Vatican. Each bishop was called separately before the Pope and given exactly seven minutes to explain his conduct. I think the smart ones took the Sgt. Shultz (Hogan’s Heroes) approach and said, “I zee nussing, I know nussing.” This approach would have to resonate somewhat with a German Pope. Transcripts of the interviews with these ecclesiastical nimrods would make great reading but, odds are, we won’t be seeing them.

This entire matter is of obvious deep concern to His Holiness. In December, he promised that he would write a pastoral letter on the matter to the Irish faithful. Publication of the letter has now been delayed until spring. There is an apparent shortage of stamps in the Vatican.

"Vee heff vays uff dealing wiss you. Perhaps ziss titanium sunflower or vatever it is up your ass vill change your story."


The Environmentalists are Throwing a Hissy Fit

February 17, 2010

For the first time in thirty years, construction of new nuclear commercial power reactors is about to commence in the United States. It’s long, long overdue. Here we are, wringing our hands over greenhouse gases, dependence on foreign oil, instability in the Middle East, and so on, yet god forbid we should build a nuke.

But on Tuesday, the Obama administration pledged an $8.3 billion loan guarantee to support the construction of two 1,100-megawatt nuclear reactors in Georgia.

At least a dozen more reactors are on the way including two reactors at each of the following locations:

William States Lee III Nuclear Generating Station – South Carolina
Bellefonte Nuclear Generating Station – Alabama
Virgil C. Summer Nuclear Generating Station – South Carolina
Levy County Nuclear Power Plant – Florida
Shearon Harris Nuclear Power Plant – North Carolina
Turkey Point 6 and 7 – Florida

Westinghouse AP1000 Nuclear Reactor

All of these reactors are of an identical design, the Westinghouse Electric Company’s AP1000 reactor. This design received final approval from the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission in 2005. China approved construction of four of these reactors in 2007.

The AP1000 reactor has a lot of advantages over earlier reactors built in the US and elsewhere. First, it is a truly standardized design. Most early reactors were one-off designs that entailed high costs for development, certification, construction, and operation.

The AP1000 is a simple design:

  • No emergency AC backup power is required
  • Emergency cooling relies entirely on gravity and natural recirculation rather than pumps
  • Proven, reliable technologies from the nuclear, as well as other industries, are used
  • Although redundant safety systems are in place, complexity has been halved from old designs
  • Core damage frequency (a serious, but not necessarily life-threatening risk) is about 2.4*10^-7/year or about the same as your chances of being struck by a meteorite.

The really great part of this is the reaction from the environmentalists (Sierra Club, Greenpeace, World Wildlife Fund—the usual suspects). These guys endorsed Obama, gave him tons of money, worked the neighborhoods and the phones for him, voted for him in droves and how does Barry thank them? He ponies up $8 billion for a couple of nukes and says he’s ready to build more.

Jim Riccio, Greenpeace’s Nuclear Policy Analyst is screaming rape, “It is a dirty and dangerous distraction from the clean energy future the President promised America.”

First of all, Jim, how does a guy get a dick job as Greenpeace Nuclear Policy Analyst? All he’s got to do is write a two-word position paper: “Hell No,” and take the rest of the day off.

Second, welcome to politics Chicago style: Fuck anybody you like. Just don’t make no waves and don’t back no losers.

Now that Obama’s given up on health care and turned his attention to things that really matter, I’m kinda starting to like the little feller.


Tea Parties and the Republican Party

February 16, 2010

Every decade or so, voters get so upset with congress that some sort of grass-roots or third-party movement gets started. None has had any staying power but some have impacted elections in a significant way. John Anderson, Ross Perot, and Ralph Nader and the Green Party all made a difference in election outcomes but then quietly have faded away.

Usually, it is the Republican party that suffers. The Democrats have a knack for holding together the most unlikely mixtures of voters (e.g., Hollywood, labor unions, and the super rich).

The Republican party is more brittle. Angry Republicans are an easy mark for third-party movements. For this reason, the “Tea Party” movement, despite the legitimacy of many of its concerns, presents far more of a threat to the Republicans than to the Democrats.

According to a story in the LA Times, Tea Partiers are encouraging their supporters to “filter into the GOP at ground level.” The story also points out “many Republican Party leaders have welcomed the activity, particularly because they worried that the energy driving the Tea Party movement might create a third party that would split the conservative vote.”

This is good both for the Tea Party and for the Republicans. The Tea Party doesn’t stand a chance on its own (ask the Libertarians) and the Republicans are in desperate need of new vision and new leadership. It could well come from the Tea Party.

The de facto leader of the Republican Party, John McCain, is too old not in body but in spirit. He lacks vision and is far too ready to sacrifice Republican principles in the name of compromise.

The de facto leader of the Tea Party is, I guess, Sarah Palin. Or at least it looks like the Tea Partiers paid her $100,000 to take on the job for at least a night.

Palin is a curiosity, but nothing more. She lacks Gingrich’s knowledge and Reagan’s leadership skills. Sure, she’s fun to listen to for an hour but in the long run she’s no better qualified to lead than her “Saturday Night Live” doppelganger, Tina Fey.

The Republicans need to do three things and do them now:

  1. Embrace the Tea Partiers and encourage their participation in the Republican Party.
  2. Find a young, charismatic person to carry a clear Republican message to the voters.
  3. Sorry to be cynical, but develop a clear Republican message worth carrying to the voters.

Avoid PHX

February 15, 2010

When at all possible, avoid the Phoenix airport. I’ll give you a couple of good reasons.

As any air traveler will tell you, the biggest indignity of the trip is the TSA security check. Yeah, we all know it’s necessary but one of these in a day is about all I can stand. Keys and change out of your pockets. Better put your glasses in a bag somewhere. Only 4 ounces of any liquid is OK even though 4 ounces of Sarin would kill everyone on board the aircraft. Take your computer out of its bag so that it can be screened separately. Have your boarding pass in your hand (why? somebody just checked it before you got to the metal detector). Take off your shoes, your belt, your jewelry, cell phone and stick them in your carry-on or in the handy plastic bucket. God help you if you have any prostheses or embedded metal holding your bones together.

Most trips, you go through this once and, even if you change planes one or two times en route, you remain inside the secure area and don’t have to strip down again.

But in Phoenix, you may have to endure the TSA security theater twice. Why? Because Phoenix Sky Harbor airport is divided into three separate terminals (oddly enough numbered 2, 3, and 4). And these terminals are not linked to one another.

If you change airlines in Phoenix, chances are you’ll have to leave the secure area, go outside (this is loads of fun in the summer) and ride a bus for maybe a mile to your next terminal.  Of course, when you arrive at the next terminal you’ll have to go through the TSA bullshit again before you can get to your gate. And by the way, better allow extra time in changing terminals because the buses use the same lanes as the cars. If traffic is jammed up at PHX your bus will be right in the middle of it.

Walk? If you are schlepping the requisite carry-on bag and the one “personal item” allowed by the FAA, chances are good you won’t survive the 1-mile hike between terminals 2 and 4 when its 113 degrees.

I’ll give you a couple of other good reasons to avoid Phoenix.

No clocks. Seems silly but I’m serious. Arizona is one of the few places in the United States that has its own time zone rules. Arizona remains on Mountain Standard Time year-round.  Why should you care? Well, the ticket you’re holding for the flight out of Phoenix states the departure in local time. Look around the Phoenix airport and you won’t find very many clocks that tell you what local time is. Your own watch is useless unless you’ve got one of those GPS rigs that also knows the Arizona rules. Hmm. Lemme see here, does my plane leave in two hours or is it one hour or is it three hours?

Food. Gourmet dining is not something you can expect at any airport, but especially not at Phoenix. Oh, they have the usual assortment of chains and local eateries, but Phoenix seems to have the worst Wendy’s, the worst Sbarro’s, the worst Burger King and the worst sports bars you’ll find at any airport in the country.

Smoking. Cross Phoenix off the rapidly-shrinking list of airports where they have indoor designated smoking areas. You’ll have to go outside (and, of course, back through the TSA crap later). Biggest advantage is that, in the summer you don’t need a lighter in Phoenix—the cigarettes ignite spontaneously.


“It’ll Blow Your Head Off”

February 13, 2010

So said one of the many satisfied consumers of Buckfast Tonic Wine, a venerable beverage that’s found a new following among the younger crowd in Scotland.

"The Buckfast of Champions"

“Buckie” has become a favorite brew in Scotland, probably because a fifth or 750 ml contains 281 mg of caffeine (equivalent to about 8 Cokes) and as much alcohol as 8 beers. Buckie is a wine containing 15% alcohol and many Scots find a bottle the perfect way to start the day before work or get loosened up for an evening out.

Buckie has a well-deserved reputation among the local constabulary as a harbinger of trouble:

  • about 10% of all crimes of violence in Scotland involve Buckie
  • 43% of prisoners who admit they were drunk when they committed their crimes said they got high on Buckie
  • the heavy Buckfast bottle doubles as an excellent weapon (moves to re-package Buckie in plastic bottles have met with resistance from customers. “It just wouldn’t taste the same,” said one connoisseur)
  • almost half the litter surrounding Scots housing projects consists of Buckie bottles
  • when revving up for a Saturday night on the town, the typical Buckie drinker puts away 2-3 bottles—equal to a case of Coke and a case of Bud Light but without all that stopping to piss every 5 minutes

Buckfast Tonic Wine accounts for less than 1% of spirits sales in Scotland but, apparently, for about half the trouble. This beverage cries out for a chance to compete in global markets.

If you think Buckfast was developed by some clever marketers to compete with energy drinks like Amp, Red Bull, and RockStar you’d be wrong. Buckie has been around for over a hundred years and it’s made by those nice Benedictine monks over at Buckfast Abbey.

The monks have refused comment, realizing that they could jeopardize the fast bucks they’re raking in from Buckfast. I have no doubt that every penny goes to help starving Somalians and save baby seals. But the Rt. Rev. Bob Gillies, the Scottish Bishop who put the “piss” in Episcopal, thinks “St. Benedict would have been very, very unhappy with what his monks are doing nowadays.” Bob’s just upset because every Episcopalian knows that the only proper way to consume spirits is straight up or, for the ladies, with a twist.

When is Buckfast Tonic Wine coming to the US? Well, never, if the Food and Drug Administration has anything to say about it. They say the combination of alcohol, caffeine, and sugar can make people hyper, anxious, and combative. Ya think?

What’s Buckie’s taste like. Wine Enthusiast reports that it tastes a lot like Benylin cough syrup with “strongly fruity overtones and just a hint of formaldehyde.”

You can make your own by mixing Mad Dog 20/20, Night Train, or Thunderbird with 3 Vivarins. Shake well and remember to lie down before drinking. Do NOT go to a karaoke bar.


I Don’t Care Where You Live. The Weather Somewhere Else is Worse.

February 12, 2010

Forbes magazine put together a list of the ten major cities in the United States they thought had the worst winter weather. They limited their survey only to the 50 largest cities in the US, so some top contenders like Green Bay, Fargo, and Erie didn’t get to compete.

Forbes was not precise about the criteria used to rank the cities other than to say that average year-round temperatures, total precipitation, and total snowfall were considered. Wind and potholes were not factored in.

The rankings are from Forbes, the population data from the Census Bureau (2008), and the weather data from the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration.

Average annual temperature may not mean much out of context but, for comparison, the average annual temperature for the fifty largest cities in the US is 60 degrees. Any city that has an average annual temperature of 50 degrees or less is cold. Of places in the continental US you’ve heard of, Duluth is easily the coldest with an average annual temperature of just 38.5.

1. City: Cleveland
Population: 433,748
Population Rank: 41
Average Annual Temperature: 49.6°F
Average Precipitation: 38.7 inches
Average Snowfall: 58.9 inches

2. City: Boston
Population: 609,023
Population Rank: 22
Average Annual Temperature: 51.6°F
Average Precipitation: 42.5 inches
Average Snowfall: 43.2 inches

3. City: New York City
Population: 8,363,710
Population Rank: 1
Average Annual Temperature: 54.6°F
Average Precipitation: 49.7 inches
Average Snowfall: 28.9 inches

4. City: Milwaukee
Population: 604,477
Population Rank: 23
Average Annual Temperature: 47.5°F
Average Precipitation: 34.8 inches
Average Snowfall: 47.5 inches

5. City: Chicago
Population: 2,853,114
Population Rank: 3
Average Annual Temperature: 49.1°F
Average Precipitation: 36.2 inches
Average Snowfall: 38.2 inches

6. City: Minneapolis
Population: 382,605
Population Rank: 47
Average Annual Temperature: 45.4°F
Average Precipitation: 29.4 inches
Average Snowfall: 49.7 inches

7. City: Indianapolis
Population: 798,382
Population Rank: 14
Average Annual Temperature: 52.5°F
Average Precipitation: 41 inches
Average Snowfall: 24.2 inches

8. City: Columbus
Population: 754,885
Population Rank: 16
Average Annual Temperature: 52.9°F
Average Precipitation: 38.5 inches
Average Snowfall: 28.2 inches

9. City: Detroit
Population: 912,062
Population Rank: 11
Average Annual Temperature: 49.7°F
Average Precipitation: 32.9 inches
Average Snowfall: 41.4 inches

10. City: Baltimore
Population: 636,919
Population Rank: 20
Average Annual Temperature: 54.6°F
Average Precipitation: 41.9 inches
Average Snowfall: 21.4 inches


A Nation in Name Only

February 11, 2010

I owe the title of this article to Philadelphia Enquirer staff photographer Peter Tobia.

The photos below are not Tobia’s. His were taken in 1993. In seventeen years, there’s not much difference, though. Somalia is contended among the government, which doesn’t even control all of Mogadishu, the capital, an African Union peacekeeping force, and the al Qaida-allied al Shabab rebels.

Things were relatively quiet by Mogadishu standards until the government  promised to launch an offensive to take control of the country. That announcement brought more insurgents from the south to reinforce  already numerous, organized groups of fighters, mostly al Shabab rebels.

Somalia has been wracked by violence for much of the past 20 years. It has not had a functioning central government since 1991.

BBC

I am reminded of the South Park episode “Fatbeard” when Cartman convinces some of the boys to go to Mogadishu, where they can enjoy the romantic lives of pirates.

As they get off the bus, “This is Somalia?”

“Where’s all the waterfalls and shipwreck lagoons?”

Cartman sums it up, “What the fuck?”

For twenty years, the discord in Somalia (once the subject of the movie Blackhawk Down) has reminded me of flies fighting over a giant turd: There’s nothing but shit here and it really doesn’t matter who’s boss.

Flies fighting over a giant turd.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Siad Barre's Villa. And you thought real estate values were down in your neighborhood.

Mogadishu Galleria - That's Nordstrom's on the left

This formation might work against unarmed civilians, but against even moderately trained soldiers, you're fucked boys.

"We are humble men, interested only in protecting our women from the wiles of the infidels."

The mark of a well-disciplined army has always been adequate stocks of battle-ready munitions.

"Ready to blow up infidels, captain."


This Is Not a Story about Gun Rights

February 10, 2010

The gun-toting fanatics of Tennessee and Montana are leading a 21st Century rebellion. God I love ‘em.

My favorite correspondent reminded me about a grass-roots effort that is spreading across the nation. Because it involves:

  • your right not to have the federal government manage every detail of your life;
  • the right of your state and its citizens to determine how best to solve their problems and govern themselves;
  • your right to keep and bear arms;

it is not receiving a lot of coverage in the mainstream media.

Here’s the story:

A lot of us can recite the Second Amendment to the US Constitution by heart:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Fewer of us can recite the Tenth Amendment:

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

And almost none of us can recite the so-called Commerce Clause (Article I, Section 8):

The Congress shall have power … To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes;

The Second Amendment is about guns, not duck hunting. Because our forebears knew that when the government has all the good guns, citizens are naught but prisoners, they made it clear that the “right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

Ever since then, the federal government has been battering away at the Second Amendment, as well as many of the other rights of citizens and states using the commerce clause as a maul. How? Well, since the commerce clause says “The Congress shall have power … to regulate commerce…among the several states,” the courts have been happy to let Congress regulate everything from guns to wheat to textbooks because all of them involve commerce among the states. Hence, the commerce clause applies. You should read the excellent brief story of the commerce clause at the Firearms Freedom Act web site.

So, the states of Tennessee and Montana reasoned that firearms made entirely in their respective states and sold only to citizens of those states are exempt from the commerce clause and, hence, ATF can go fuck themselves. Those two states have passed laws exempting fire fire arms produced in their states and sold to their citizens from federal meddling.

Montana House Bill 246, passed in October 2009 is short and very clear. Give it a read.

ATF is apoplectic over both the Montana and Tennessee laws. They currently are trying legal maneuvering to delay or deny court action on these laws since there’s every reason to believe that a court also would have to tell ATF to go fuck themselves if this matter ever got in front of a panel of judges who could read the Constitution.

Right now, ATF is writing threatening letters to holders of Federal Firearms Licenses (primarily gun dealers) in Tennessee and Montana.

So you don’t like guns. Why should you care about this? Because the commerce clause is the reason you can’t:

  • buy a decent muscle car
  • get children’s cotton pajamas made without allergenic fireproofing chemicals
  • find decent fireworks
  • ride on an airplane where you can have a cigarette with your drink
  • smoke or grow marijuana even if it’s legal in your state (although the feds are beating a hasty retreat from this one because of the “medical marijuana” laws)

There’s a long list of laws the feds have enacted under the commerce clause. The above are merely suggestions to you that this is about a lot more than guns.

But, if guns are your thing, you’ll be interested to know that Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, and Wyoming have all introduced similar bills. A dozen other states are considering similar laws.


It’s Time to Retire, John

February 9, 2010

“One day he is a conservative, the next a moderate, and another day he is the great compromiser. He has no core on economic issues.”

Lloyd Morton commenting on John McCain
The Wall Street Journal

I don’t much like the Republican Party. Rather, I dislike the Republicans less than I dislike the Democrats, but not by much. I believe I’ve said before that the Republicans are really just “discount Democrats.” The only idea they seem to have is to do what the Democrats are proposing, but claiming they can do it for less money.

In many ways, the Republicans are worse than the Democrats. At least the Democrats want to raise taxes to pay for some of their crazy schemes. The Republicans, having no leadership and no way to out-vote the Democrats, agree to go along with them as long as the money comes from borrowing rather than raising taxes. This way, the Republicans can claim to be ‘fiscal conservatives’ when what they’ve really done is pass the cost of the latest congressional spending spree off on our children and grandchildren.

The country is at a critical juncture. The voters who put Obama into office are disgusted and disillusioned. Democratic presidential hopefuls already are salivating at the prospect of the 2012 Iowa caucus and the early primaries. Not since Lyndon Johnson has a sitting president been staring at humiliation and repudiation by his own party in the way Mr. Obama is right now. Johnson saw, as they say, the handwriting on the wall and chose not even to run for re-election. Obama isn’t that smart, but he’s in for a hell of a battle just to win his own party’s endorsement, much less get re-elected.

But, isn’t this story about John McCain?

Well, yes it is. McCain is the de facto leader of a leaderless party. He’s 73 years old, uninspired and uninspiring. For the first time since the Reagan era, the Republicans have a chance to offer meaningful alternatives to the usual Democratic palaver. But, to do so, they’re going to have to clean house. Get rid of the old guys and bring in some young blood—men and women who have embraced the Constitution and have viable ideas. And I’m not talking about vacuous beauty pageant winners.

McCain is already embroiled in what could be a tough primary, running against J.D. Hayworth, a much younger Republican who is articulate and opposed to big government. Hayworth also is taking a strong stand on illegal immigration. Like it or not, both of these issues are very much on the minds of voters in both parties. And voters in both parties are fed up with politicians who are “in favor of this or that” but on the other hand “are concerned about underlying issues” and “can’t overlook the contributions of this or that constituency” and “the importance of the safety net” and on and on. Politicians don’t even speak in rhetoric any more—just meaningless slogans.

John McCain can save the Republican Party from permanent irrelevance by calling all congressional Republicans over the age of 50 together and saying,

“Ladies and gentlemen, I am retiring from politics and I suggest you do the same. It is time for us to save the Republican Party, as well as our Republic, by turning the reigns of government over a younger generation. Our youth face increasingly bleak prospects and it is our fault—both Republicans and Democrats.

“Through our ineptitude and well-meaning but untutored intervention we have destroyed one of the best public education systems in the world. We have exported our children’s jobs to other countries, not so much because labor is cheaper overseas but because employers in much of the world don’t have to contend with the onerous requirements of OSHA, EPA, EEOC and the rest of the regulators we have empowered to watch over our dwindling production base.

“We are watching Europe decline because of inept immigration policies, low domestic birth rates, expensive social programs, excessive regulation, and government violations of basic rights of privacy. And what are we doing? We’re doing the same thing and somehow think we won’t wind up with the same problems.

Scott Brown and John McCain - To his credit, Senator McCain was one of the few Republicans to voice support for Brown and campaign for him.

“Our children are not fools, although we increasingly force them to live as if they were. Married, a house, a job, children by the time you’re 25? If any of you think those basic expectations of our generation are available for your children or grandchildren, you are woefully out of touch.

“Not only do we have 10% unemployment in this country; we have an additional 17% underemployment—mostly among those of our children who managed to survive our schools and still can’t find meaningful work.

“Our children are sick of watching us kowtow to senior citizens. Our children are sick of watching us spend their money. Our children are sick of living in their parents’ basements. That’s why they voted for Obama and his Hope and Change gang. As you can well imagine, they are now depressed, disillusioned, and disgusted beyond comprehension.

“It is time for the Republican party to repudiate the status quo. And we can best do so by stepping aside and handing a still-viable Republican Party over to a new generation with new ideas. We must do this soon. As did Ross Perot in the 90’s, the Tea Party is going to draw its support from the conservatives who should be part of our base. They are not part of our base right now because we have betrayed them at every turn in order to get re-elected and selfishly put the security of our jobs and our personal comforts ahead of our duties to the Republic.

“A few unemployed septuagenarian Republican politicians won’t make a blip in this country’s jobless numbers but it could do wonders for re-energizing the United States and particularly our young, who are going to spend a lot more time suffering or benefiting from our mistakes or strokes of brilliance than will we.

“It is time for us to step aside.”

“Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans…”

John F. Kennedy
Inaugural Speech
January 20, 1961


Extortion – Republican Style

February 8, 2010

If you Republicans were offended and outraged by the back-room (and front-room) deals the Democrats were making in order to shove Obamacare down our throats, don’t feel too self-righteous yet.

Many of us were stunned by the shameless way in which Harry Reid and the Democrats made special deals with certain states and individual companies in order to secure support for the health care bill.

Richard Shelby (R) - Alabama

Senator Richard Shelby has shown that Republicans can pay the same kind of “the nation be fucked, the voters be fucked” hardball if it means giving his home state of Alabama a leg up on a $40 billion deal to build the US Air Force’s next series of aerial refueling tankers.

Shelby is blocking about 70 pending Obama nominations to various government posts until he gets guarantees that Alabama gets the tanker project.

Don’t get me started on the tanker deal. It’s filled with corruption and incompetence on the part of the Department of Defense, the Air Force, the Congress, the bidders, and just about anyone else who could see a nickel maybe coming his way. It’s ten years late because of the corruption and screw-ups.

US Air Force Tanker - Boeing Design

Today’s reality is this. There are two bidders for the project: EADS/Northrup Grumman and Boeing. What makes this a bit unusual is that EADS is the European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company N.V., the sole stockholder in Airbus, Boeing’s chief competitor. In other words, the US Air Force is on the verge of awarding a major contract for military aircraft to a foreign manufacturer. (Northrup Grumman, EADS partner in this venture is a US company). In fact, the contract already had been awarded to EADS/Northrup but a protest by Boeing forced the Air Force to re-open the bidding. Boeing probably would do final assembly of the aircraft in Washington and build components in other states and, possibly, some overseas locations.

So, in steps Senator Shelby and says something like, ‘Until I have guarantees that the contract is coming to Alabama (in other words, is awarded to a foreign company that will erect a factory in my state) I will do everything I can to block Mr. Obama’s nominees in the Senate.’

US Air Force Tanker - EADS Northrup Design

This is the kind of shit Nebraska senator Ben Nelson pulled to make sure Mutual of Omaha and the state of Nebraska got special treatment if Obamacare were passed.

The corruption and extortion common to banana republics, Indian reservations, and Muslim theocracies is alive and well in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.


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